...so why can't I?

I don't suppose anyone who knows me is really surprised at this...
Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot)

Wash (Ship Pilot) 70% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65% Inara Serra (Companion) 50% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45% River (Stowaway) 45% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 40% Alliance 35% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 20% A Reaver (Cannibal) 5%

You are a pilot with a good if not silly sense of humor. You take pride in your collection of toys. You love your significant other.

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